About David Pierce

David Pierce, the founder of Digitizd, is now Reviews Editor at The Verge.

Cell Phone Etiquette 101

Gizmodo has a guide that everyone in the entire world needs to read right this second, called A Practical Guide to Using Cellphones in Social Situations. It’s near-perfect, and this is my favorite:

When is it OK to bust out your phone in the company of friends? Size up your audience and the situation you’re in. Anna Post of the Emily Post Institute says, “Most of us know the friends that we’re close enough to that we can be a bit fluid with mobile device usage. The key is to know who those people are and *when* we can do that. A nice dinner? Not ok. Watching football, probably OK. It depends on who you’re with.”

So, if you’re hanging with a busy little member of Gen Y? Knock yourself out; it’s likely that these consta-texters won’t take issue with your divided attention. But if you’re with someone you’re trying to impress or show respect to, (a foxy lady, your mother, your boss), then it’s best to shut your phone up and give them the face time they deserve. (Note: face time, not FaceTime.) After all, they made an effort to be there—that should take priority over liking an Instagram of a brick wall.

Twitter Followers: Quantity vs. Quality

Apparently I’m spending my day reading the Times. In the NYT Magazine, David Leonhardt looks at the difference between having a lot of followers on Twitter (like Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Britney Spears) and having huge influence. The difference is stark, and important:

But it turns out that counting followers is a seriously flawed way to measure a person’s impact on Twitter. Even one of Twitter’s founders, Evan Williams, made the point to me recently: someone with millions of followers may no longer post messages frequently, while someone followed by mere tens of thousands may be a prolific poster whose messages are amplified by others.

So who are the most influential people on Twitter? We asked the people at Twitalyzer, an independent research firm, to study the question, and they came back with something called the Influence Index. It counts the number of times somebody’s Twitter name is mentioned by other users (including retweets, which occur when one user rebroadcasts another’s message). The Influence Index doesn’t merely measure who’s talking on Twitter, but it also measures how much someone is affecting the conversation.

The results are surprising, and wonderful. Chad Ochocinco as the second most influential person on Twitter? Faith in world and mankind, renewed.

Spring Cleaning Your Gadgets

Sam Grobart at the New York Times is cleaning out his gadget closet, and trying to decide which to keep and which to get rid of. He’s right on all accounts, this one in particular:

GPS UNIT Lose it. The least expensive GPS units cost around $80. But your smartphone can do the same thing, if not more, for half that price, or even free. Android smartphones already have Google’s turn-by-turn navigation app built in. And earlier this month, Google announced that the company would be including live and historical traffic data in route planning, so you hopefully get to where you are going faster.

If you have an iPhone, you have several options for GPS apps, including Navigon’s MobileNavigator (which starts at $30) and ALK’s CoPilot Live ($20). Renting a car? Decline the optional GPS; if you have a smartphone, you already have one with you.

Growing Up iPad

On Technologizer, a story of how the iPad is remarkably adept as a learning too for small children:

His name is Bridger Wilson, and he’s two years old. He’s just like any other toddler, full of imagination. But Bridger’s father Mike has bought him an iPad. It’s not immediately clear how much experience that Bridger has had with the device previous to the taking of this video (which we should mention is about 8 months old now), but the results are seemingly rather stunning.

He appears to have the basic methods of navigating the device down, which is somewhat amazing since he likely cannot read and is just learning to speak. But Bridger’s father Mike says in the comments that “his speech, understanding, word recognition, and even hand eye coordination have improved within just a short while.” Quite an an accomplishment for a gadget from Cupertino, no?

This is Bridger, just one of Technologizer’s many examples:

A Computer for Work, and One For Play

Seth Godin, always the pithy-but-deep thinker, proposes that everyone use two devices, with a thick line between the two:

Simple but bold: Only use your computer for work. Real work. The work of making something.

Have a second device, perhaps an iPad, and use it for games, web commenting, online shopping, networking… anything that doesn’t directly create valued output (no need to have an argument here about which is which, which is work and which is not… draw a line, any line, and separate the two of them. If you don’t like the results from that line, draw a new line).

Now, when you pick up the iPad, you can say to yourself, “break time.” And if you find yourself taking a lot of that break time, you’ve just learned something important.

I like this idea, actually, but I’m convinced it’s practical. Even when we’re at work, “work” is interspersed with brief periods of Twitter, email, reading, surfing, and whatever other things we do to keep us from burning out working all day every day. To be switching devices every eight minutes isn’t exactly productive.

But I do like the idea of having one machine that’s primarily for work, and another that’s for play. That differentiation has happened for me, too, but kind of by accident: I rarely do things like read or play games on my laptop, but I rarely do real work on my iPad. It’s made my iPad a much more relaxing experience, because there’s no work lingering for me to do when I’m using it.

If you’re having trouble with the same thing Seth is (opening your computer to be useful, and instead spending nineteen hours playing Scrabble on Facebook), this is a clever solution. Learn to see your iPad, phone or whatever as your “for play” device and your computer as “for work.” It’s a subtle shift, and the divide doesn’t have to be complete, but it makes both the work and the play better.

Just Don't Answer the Freaking Phone!

Dana Albarella James, at the Awl, answers the question everyone without a cell phone inevitably answers forty times a day: “What the…?”

Convenience: So, you can call anyone you know at any time, and that’s so convenient for you, right? Well, it isn’t. Do the math. How many numbers do you have stored in your phone? Fifty, a hundred, more? Well, they’re the people for whom your phone is a great convenience—they know that they can call you and wherever you are, even if you don’t pick up, they have asserted their presence as a part of your day. You are one person with one person’s communication needs; they are legion, and they want and expect answers now. Want to know real convenience? Leave a message on my machine, or email me, and I’ll get back to you when I fucking feel like it. And if I desperately need to speak to someone when I’m away from home or office, I’ll either use a payphone (they do still exist, and I can tell you where every one south of 23rd Street is) or borrow someone else’s cell to make the call. Now that’s convenience.

Let me just go on record, in front of God and everybody, and say there is nothing in the world I’m more tired of than this argument. I get it from my parents, my grandparents, old people in general, and people for whom the sound of the phone ringing intiates some sort of Pavlovian drooling that forces them to answer the phone.

Here’s the thing: you don’t need to answer your phone. EVER. The best thing about owning a cell phone, and the reason every one in the world should, is that sometimes you need to be gotten in touch with. Mostly, you don’t. And you should feel absolutely free to ignore every single call that you get. But what about when someone else might need to call you, or you might suddenly need to get in touch with someone? You could run to a payphone, but in addition to trying to avoid the litany of diseases that you’ll get by pressing one of those to your ear (in the last six months, I exaggerate not, I’ve seen more people peeing in phone booths than people talking on the phone), it’s a pointless inconvenience. You probably don’t remember this person’s number. What if they want to call you back? Just toss your phone in your pocket or bag, and ignore it until you need it. Your phone only takes up as much of your attention as you let it, so don’t give it any until you want to.

I propose a new thing: if you don’t want to answer the phone, don’t answer the damn phone! In my own life, everyone who knows me has learned that I play this game all the time. If someone needs me, they know to call twice. I know that two straight calls means you need me, and if you’re someone I care about I probably want to be there when you need me. I’m not going to answer in some situations, and that isn’t a problem; I carry a cell phone everywhere, and somehow I remain outside the domination of my phone’s ringing.

Now, Dana’s being funny, and I know that. But I’ve heard countless people make this exact argument (“I don’t own a cell phone/I don’t bring it anywhere because I don’t want to always be at people’s beck and call”) too many times to not say something. My response was, is, and will always be, SO DON’T ANSWER THE %^#*@ PHONE.

Cyber War is Already Here

We’re at war in Libya right now, but there are a thousand wars going on around us. They’re being waged by hackers, against everything from the electrical grid to JC Penney. 60 Minutes did an excellent segment (albeit with too many ads – sorry about that) about cyber war, what hackers can do and are doing, and what we might do about it. It’s in two parts, both below.

The Death of the Phone Call

In the New York Times, Pamela Paul looks at her call log and notices something:

Nobody calls me anymore — and that’s just fine. With the exception of immediate family members, who mostly phone to discuss medical symptoms and arrange child care, and the Roundabout Theater fund-raising team, which takes a diabolical delight in phoning me every few weeks at precisely the moment I am tucking in my children, people just don’t call.

It’s at the point where when the phone does ring — and it’s not my mom, dad, husband or baby sitter — my first thought is: “What’s happened? What’s wrong?” My second thought is: “Isn’t it weird to just call like that? Out of the blue? With no e-mailed warning?”

I couldn’t agree more with this. Other than to my girlfriend, I probably make fewer than ten phone calls every week. I send hundreds of text messages, emails, tweets and Facebook updates, but rarely a phone call. I also don’t check my voicemail, or ever leave voicemails.

There’s definitely something to be said for the phone call as a tool of communication; you just can’t replicate a human voice with text, and it’s the closest thing to face-to-face contact you can get at a distance (well, except for Skype and FaceTime, and those are eating away at phone call times too). That’s why I call my girlfriend.

But for doing something, asking a question, planning, or anything else logistical, a phone call is an inefficient mess. The other methods lose the personality and connection that come from Hellos and How Are Yous and Goodbyes, but honestly? I don’t care. If I want to know when we’re having dinner, that’s all I want to know.

I know a lot of people who own iPhones, on AT&T (which is notorious for its terrible reception), and never complain about the call quality or dropped calls. Because they never use their phone as a phone. Is “phone” even going to be the word for the thing we carry in our pocket to text and Facebook with for very long?

(Photo via anubis/Flickr)

An Open Letter to All My Friends

Dear Friends,

Hey. What’s up? We hang out sometimes ‘cuz we’re friends and stuff, and that’s pretty cool, but here’s the thing: we’re doing it all wrong.

See, when we try to hang out, for a party or something, it works fine. We’ve all got smartphones, and everyone checks Facebook every sixteen seconds, so getting people on board for a party isn’t especially difficult. Send out an invite, maybe remind people with an email, a message or a mass text the afternoon of, and everyone pretty much shows.

But remember high school and college? When we hung out, not because we tried really hard to, but just because we were all in the same place every day? We sat in English class or at lunch, and we were just nearby. So we hung out then too. That was good times.

Now, we’ve all got jobs and apartments, so there’s less chance that we’re just going to run into each other randomly on a daily basis (though it happens in New York way more often than I thought it would, in a city of 400 billion people).

But we’re mostly still in the same city, and spend our time in fairly close-by places. I bet I’ve been at a coffee shop right next to where you were eating lunch, more than a few times. But I didn’t know, because you didn’t tell me. Also because I don’t spend all my time looking into restaurant windows. But it’s still mostly your fault.

The way I see it, everyone needs to immediately start using two apps (well, other than Facebook, but saying “use Facebook” is like saying “like cookies”): Foursquare, and some group messaging app (Fast Society and GroupMe are the best, says I). They’ll help us keep in touch, find each other, organize, and hang out. Those are good things.

Foursquare’s all about serendipity. Basically, the only thing you have to do is check in, which just says “here’s where I am.” Then your Foursquare friends (your real friends, presumably) see where you are, and you get alerted if they’re nearby. You’re at Subway? I’M AT SUBWAY! If I’m not nearby, I still just got a solid recommendation for where I can go get lunch tomorrow. It’s not a weird stalker thing, it’s just a way to find out where my friends are, and what people are up to. Foursquare makes the high school cafeteria a little bigger.

Group messaging apps are even more of a no-brainer for us. We make a group called “People That Are Rad,” and then in one fell swoop can message everyone that we want to hang out with, either in the app itself or via text message. They reply, and everyone gets it. Magic!

It’s like having our own chat room, always up to date and on any phone. It keeps everyone in the loop, and that way no one misses the message and it’s not a ton of work to rally everybody. Are you in the back of the bar? Send a picture, and everyone gets it. Place is lame? Ten seconds, and everyone knows the new place to go. Best of all, you can have a bunch of groups—“People I Work With,” for instance, in addition to “Friends” and “Booty Calls.” Think of the booty-call efficiency!

Basically, here’s the deal. I like you guys, and you’re pretty cool to hang out with. I guess. So let’s make it easier for us to hang out: instead of just using Facebook to plan parties, let’s make it super easy to get everyone together for a drink, or find out when you’re nearby.

All these “social” apps don’t really do much for me until you guys are using them. And I want to use them. So get on it, friends!

Peace out, homies.

DP

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